...Oh. [Well, that's certainly... strange.]

Maybe you aren't in New Bark Town, then. I wonder why you wouldn't be, though? I thought everyone was. Um, anyway, here is probably still Johto or Kanto, since you're able to get on the network here, and I don't think it works anywhere else.

You're not wherever you're from anymore. And if you had a tail or wings or could fly or any of that, you can't do it here.